That face when your cat does this; and you wanna kill yourself, yeah great. Fuckin' thank you.
Hello blazers, NFKRZ here, how're you guys doin' today, welcome to a brand new video,
And today, once again guys, we're going to be visiting the realms of Russian YouTube.
You know, basically the best YouTube community there is on this entire website
Today guys, we're going to be talking about a specific Russian YouTuber,
Who, I don't really hate him, I just wanna share an example of how not to do tech videos
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But first of all before we get into this video, I wanna have a little bit of an announcement,
Well, I have a second channel now, and well I have this channel for like 2 years now
But I haven't used it for a long time and it has a lot of great videos on it
Yeah, very very old videos, stuff like that, and if by any chance you're craving funny moments with Pyrocynical,
you can go check them out on that channel.
But what I'm gonna do on this channel from now on,
if I'm recording a video outside, like my weight loss challenge or the Buzzfeed video,
The leftovers I have from that video that are still kinda funny but didn't make it into the final video,
I'm gonna put them on there, so it's gonna be kind of like Maxmoefoe2 thing,
You know, I've done nothing fuckin' original in my entire life, so, now I have a second channel,
go over there, subscribe, hoo ha, the whole world works.
Anyways, as you guys know, tech, and tech channels is a big genre on Youtube,
You have a lot of channels such as MKBHD, uh, Austin Evans...uh... that-that's it.
You know guys, I'm not too tech-savvy, all I have is this fuckin' Asus Zen Phone and it's clearly very fucked up.
And only recently I ordered a Xiaomi Phone online, so hopefully it's gonna be good, I don't fuckin' know.
So yeah, tech channels are a big thing on YouTube, there's a shitton of them we have some good ones and some very very bad ones.
Like TechRax for example. All he does is destroy shit, he just destroys phones and it's the same cancer every time.
Wow guys, a new iPhone came out, iPhone Fuckin' 8S,
wow guys, I wonder what will happen if we drop it from 10 metres up,
*gasp* *phone drop*
The screen is broken! Holy shit, that's never happened ever before.
And like, the worst part is that nobody actually gives a fuck about drop tests anymore,
because all this shit started out with drop tests, when you'd drop a phone and see how the screen would shatter,
and you know, if the phone survives this kinda fall.
And like, the shit that TechRax does at this point is fuckin' ridiculous.
*mocking tone* What happens if you trap an iPhone 7 in rubber?
Pouring toothpaste on an iPhone 7 - what will happen?
Fuckin' epic dude!
Fuckin' gay video where he has like a swim in a quote, unquote, uh, 1.5 thousand gallon pool of coca cola.
And just fucking crashes drones in it, like it's not even fuckin' funny. It's just fuckin' stupid.
He's just destroying tech and it's not even funny, and he gets 48 million views - I wanna kill myself.
So yeah, there's a quite fair share of YouTube channels that are related to tech that are pretty fuckin' bad.
But the one I'm gonna talk about today... it's not like TechRax, he's not just destroying shit,
the problem with this guy is that he's trying to be a smartass. He's tryna look like he knows so much about tech, when he doesn't know anything.
And as I've said, this guy is a Russian YouTuber, so I'm gonna be having subtitles in this video so you can understand.
And yes, I know you can go ahead and type your jokes in the comments,
sayin', "haha NFKRZ you should have asked them to put in subtitles for yourself dude!"
Fuck you.
So essentially, what this guy does in this video is he makes sort of a "rant" on the PS4 Pro,
which is kind of like an update to the PS4, they can put out 4K video, and 4K gaming.
And what this guy is bitching about is that, the PS4 Pro doesn't have 4K. That it's fuckin' bullshit,
and that Sony just sucks dick. Let's check it out.
Um, a fairly good start already, what this man does is that he throws the fuckin' dream,
of thousands of schoolboys, around Russia, on the floor, in such a reckless way.
He says the PS4 is basically a piece of dog shit.
But yeah, this guy is definitely smart, it's a very solid start to the video.
People who are PS4 fans, are clearly gonna watch this video,
and what he does is says, "this is PS4, guys. *spit* Fuck you." Why did I do that? I just, I don't know.
*laughs*But yeah, the PS4 sucks dick guys, so now I've got a PS4 Pro, this shit can put out 4K.
Oh yeah, and that here as well is that that is a great trade of a professional tech vlogger.
What you gotta do when you unbox shit, is kind of like, *flails* you just kind of like this.
You pull out a pretty expensive piece of tech that is supposed to be handled with care,
and that people who watch your shit, potentially wanna buy.
And what you do, you just kind of like, yeah fuck this, let's throw this shit out, fuck this shit, fuck you my viewers.
Just why does it gotta be like that? Just unbox it like a normal fuckin' human, not like a complete spastic.
Yo, is this person fuckin' retarded?
I understand that this guy might be not the brightest, but are you fuckin' kidding me? Dude.
You gotta PS4 Pro, that's clearly working, and it's clearly supporting 4K,
"I got a professional cable, right here, you can plug up your fuckin' asshole, because I hate my viewers.
And also I have this PS4 Pro, and I have my beautiful fuckin' Chinese cancer 4K TV.
Can you guys play a little game of logic here, and make an assumption - who is the fuckin' asshole in this situation?
Um, so, PS4 sends a signal, he has the right cable, TV doesn't accept.
Is it the TV who's a fuckin' retard, or is it the owner of the TV who's a fuckin' retard?
I think both. Probably.
"NFKRZ, yes, he has a TV that doesn't support 4K, don't hound this guy, he didn't know it."
Yeah, the only problem is that if you're a professional tech YouTuber like you show yourself to be,
uh, you need to actually do your fuckin' research, maybe.
Your TV sucks dick, or your cable sucks dick, I don't know, you fuckin' just throw the PS4 Pro in front of your viewers,
in the trash. The like-dislike ratio in this video, I'm surprised how it's not even worse than that,
because this video, he legitimately makes me angry, like, this guy...
I'll bin his ass. It's not true that I'm a "PS4 Fanboy" of some sort, I don't give a fuck about the PS4,
I haven't turned on my PS4 in like one and a half years.
I'm not the kind of guy to say "hey dude, why did you destroy this iPhone7S, and got 10 mil. views with it,
you better have given it to me, bro. Next time, instead of destroying this iPhone, please give it to me, bro,
that would be better off for everybody in this community."
Of course I'm not the type of person to say some bullshit like that but Jesus Christ, this guy's video,
It's fuckin' triggering me, holy shit.
Now, the next video I wanna share guys is where this guy reviews the Xiaomi Wú rén jī,
which for you non-weebs out there, is the, Xiaomi Drone.
And the review of this drone... is just as great, as the video we watched before. Let's get into it.
*breaths sharply*
He just has to start the video with himself fucking complaining. He just has to, doesn't he?
Look, I... I'm done. I know I'm not a professional videographer, not a fuckin' film artist,
okay, yes my camera right now the quality I think is pretty decent, okay? The grease on my face is transferred very very organically.
Can, if anybody of you out there is a fuckin' film director, by any chance, Michael Bay, uh,
I don't know, uh, Casey Neistat, is watchin' me right now, can you explain to me what is wrong with this video quality?
Somebody.
What is wrong with it?
You see, this is the problem with this guy, he is so pretentious - he's trying to be "smart".
He's trying to show himself as so "tech-savvy", and then he just shits on things completely unjustified.
Like, I - this fuckin' grinds my gears, somebody tell me what is wrong with this video quality.
it's fuckin' great, dude. Like I'd actually buy this drone. The quality looks nice to me.
"Wow, the camera quality is so shit, this is the worst camera in my entire life!"
I honestly bet that he found the quality of the drone okay.
but the only reason is because he's fuckin' rich as fuck alright, this guy is rich, he has like a DJI Phantom 4 with 4K,
fuckin' Casey Neistat, the okay hand sign god, just because he has a more expensive drone that costs a few thousand dollars,
he says that this little drone right here, the camera is the worst camera ever.
I honestly wanna fuckin' die, like this guy pisses me off so much,
and the problem is that I come back to this guys videos more and more because
there are very very odd and rare times when this guy can actually make a decent fuckin' video,
but most of the time he's just complaining and bitching about things he either doesn't understand,
or the things that are actually good which he calls complete shit.
Which is, just, I - it's just pissing me off, dude, I'm just fuckin' pissed off.
I wanted to make a video on this guy a long time ago and now I finally got around to it,
and, just re-watching these videos right now - it still triggers me, just like it did the first fuckin' time.
Anyways guys, that's pretty much it for this video, and here's the last notion for you;
if you're planning to be a tech YouTuber, better not be a bitchy cunt like this guy,
because, myself, I'm gonna come to you and I'm gonna... shove this fuckin Zen Phone up your asshole.
Okay, I'm gonna spit on it before, by the way, *laughs*
Anyways guys, thank you so much for watching this video, if you did enjoy please make sure to slurp that motherfuckin' like button,
I will see you guys in the next video, peeeaaaaaacceeeeee!